Definitions by Gary Hupps

Hermitical Haiku

Words or sentences offered as prose, but often appearing as insightful poetry, by which very little effort is given to the expression of feelings and ideas, but often providing, provoking or showing creative or spiritual inspiration.

Ponder this, my Hermitical Haiku:
"That's right, your latte is ready
Love is like a fart, if you have to force it it's probably shit
I can't keep them off me
Ordering coffee black
Lives matter"

Hermitical Haiku by Gary Hupps August 11, 2016

Creamster 

An individual member of the Alaska biker group called CREAMSTERS (formerly known as COCONUT CREAMSTERS).

Hey Creamster, how do you make a duck fart???

Creamster by Gary Hupps August 10, 2006

Creamsters

Alaska based biker group, formerly known as the COCONUT CREAMSTERS

The Creamsters are ordering another round of duck farts.

Creamsters by Gary Hupps August 10, 2006