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Definitions by Garlic S
Professional Dumbass
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Someone
who does
stupid shit
so often, they somehow become
proficient
at doing it well
Stan is a
professional
dumbass, he keeps
getting
himself out of stupid
situations
Professional Dumbass
by
Garlic S
August 25, 2020
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