yo mama disease

When the screen parasites that grow from typing to much tomfoolery get inside your skin and spread to your head and legs.

Symptoms include:

Smelly breath

Yo mama

Blurred vision

Limbs falling off
Hair falling off
Cursed to never have swag again

Curses your family

Stomach pains
Headaches
Runny nose

Symptoms normally last for 5 years at a time, slowly getting worse as the time passes. It usually goes undetected for a long period of time, giving the parasites time to eat away and nest inside the brain.

“Damn this was so out of pocket.. it can’t be for real.. they must have yo mama disease!!

by Garfieldington February 16, 2024