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A girl named Jozet 

A really cool girl. She may seem annoying or unapproachable at first but once you get to know her, she’s actually really funny and smart. She is loyal to all her friends and will never stab anyone in the back. I’m conclusion, jozet is a really cool gal and anyone is lucky to have a jozet in their lives :)
Dude 1: β€œhey have you seen the new girl, Jozet?”
Dude 2: β€œThere’s a girl named Jozet?”
Dude 1: β€œyea”
A really cool girl. She may seem annoying or unapproachable at first but once you get to know her, she’s actually really funny and smart. She is loyal to all her friends and will never stab anyone in the back. I’m conclusion, jozet is a really cool gal and anyone is lucky to have a jozet in their lives :)
Dude 1: Hey have you seen the new girl jozet?
Dude 2: Yea
Jake’s are great, outgoing guys that are really fun to be around. They are always super sweet and understanding. They rarely get mad so if you make a Jake mad, then you really f’d up. Jake’s are actually marriage material and if one confesses his feelings for you, DONT REJECT HIM because he will treat you right....better than some foreign exchange student. If you make the foolish decision and reject him, he will end up liking a girl 2 1/2 years younger than him and then breaking her heart because he led her on for so long πŸ₯²

Trick to use on a Jake: say you can read his mind by telling him to say his 2 favorite colors in his head. Then ask if it’s reflex blue and midnight black. He will be shocked and ask you how you guessed rights

Jake tips: NEVER ASK HIM HOW TALL HE IS OR EVEN MENTION HIS HEIGHT! He will end up lying to you. He will say he’s 5’10 when in reality, he is 5’8 maybe 5’8 and a half.
Girl 1: β€œhey did you see Jake’s awesome light show??
Girl 2: β€œyes omg it was amazing, I wanna marry him now”