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Definitions by Gandy Bird

high ball 

An undescended testicle. Usually a birth defect, due to weak man-chemicals. But sometimes the result of a well-placed kick.
The bar slut asked me, "What's your favorite high ball?" And I replied, "I just have the one."

I was upset when my wife accused me of staying out all night sucking down high balls.
high ball by Gandy Bird July 19, 2012