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Balrog

After too many days of breadsticks and cheese, one begins to wonder when the next bowel movement will arrive. After day 3, somewhere deep in the black chasm of your bowels lies the fabled balrog - a dormant beast no man ever wants to encounter.

Porkins: "I think I have a balrog. It shall not pass."

by Gandalf's plumbing service November 6, 2012