pat fans: someone with a small penis but long hands and substitutes his fingers for his penis to please a woman
Woman 1: “last night was amazing! He had like a 6in dick and it was like it could move on it’s own never getting soft!”
Woman 2: “are you sure he wasn’t just a pat fans?”
Woman 1: “...”
Woman 2: “are you sure he wasn’t just a pat fans?”
Woman 1: “...”
by Galactic Jammer April 23, 2018