2 definitions by Gabe K.

Pornography that never shows an erect penis. This is most commonly found on late night movie channels.
Is she having sex with his thigh? Yeah, this is just floppy dick porn.
by Gabe K. March 14, 2007
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An erection from a source that you wouldn't expect or an erection that causes an awkward situation.
I walked in on my aunt changing yesterday and I got a strange hard.
by Gabe K. April 23, 2007
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