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hausynapus 

When a person, place, or thing is beyond the normal size.

Thomas: Yo, you see that girl over there? I think she likes you.
Richie: Which one? The one in the Mcdonalds line?

Thomas: Yeah,
Richie: Bruh, that chick is the size of hausynapus.

hausynapus by GOOGLE DA GAWD July 25, 2016