Guilford

Guilford, Connecticut is a small, preppy, and very affluent town on the Connecticut shoreline. Guilford is 99.99% caucasian and .01 other. Most females from Guilford have blonde hair, wear polo, and drive daddy's mercedes while most males walk around, pretending to be tough, in their lacrosse pennies.

OH, you're from Guilford? Is daddy's Lexus parked outside?

by GCG09392847298 July 15, 2009