2 definitions by GB/MB

Mud Marks

Similar to a skid mark, yet a thicker consistency much like a chocolate cupcake frosting.

Michael: "Greta, is that skid marks in your underpants?"

Greta: "No Michael, I shit my pants, they are MUD MARKS!"

by GB/MB February 5, 2008

Dirty Dishes

When a girl uses a wet wash cloth to clean the jizz from her vagina then gives the wash cloth to her partner to clean his face.

Greta, having had it with Michael's short cummings, threw Michael her used dirty wash cloth to wipe her pussy juice from his face. Thus Michael now has dirty dishes.

by GB/MB February 5, 2008