Pwny

The act of being owned or dominated by a small horse.
"Did you see that kid get defeated in an epic pwny?"
by G1LB3RTandCUBBY July 12, 2011
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Life

God's way of brutally torturing and tormenting you until he decides to smite you.
G1LB3RT: So, so much shit has happened to me, I'm homeless, my whole family has died or disowned me, and all my friends are gone....

CUBBY: I swear man, it's this whole "Life" thing.
by G1LB3RTandCUBBY February 22, 2012
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