Fungordon 's definitions

Caught a game for a recruit

During sex when you are in bland old missionary, and your Charlie horse or hamstring starts cramping badly enough that you lose your erection. You are officially too old for this partner.

“How’d it go with Julie? Dem tiddies are LEGIT!”
-“oh man, I caught a game for a recruit and had to stop. I’m officially too old for hot chicks now!”

by Fungordon May 15, 2022

starton

The state of a penis between soft and hard. As one is growing hard, not going from hard to soft

She kissed my ear and I got a starton

by Fungordon February 7, 2023