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Barrett

Take the best person in the world and divide him by two, then multiply him by four. That's Barrett. Barrett is the kind of guy that would buy a toaster for a homeless guy to use as a part of an insurrection against communist government for the greater good of all mankind nine times before breakfast. He also is irresistible to females, and it is rumored the Zodiac Killer was trying to kill every girl that wanted Barrett, because he was jealous that he couldn't have him because Barrett is not interested in males.

ZODIAC:Hot damn Barrett, I want you so bad.
BARRETT:Sorry Zodiac Killer, I'm straight.

ELECTRICITY BEAR:ELECTRICITY BEAR WANT BARRETT!
BARRETT: Damn Electricity Bear, what do you think this is, Washington D.C.?

by Fucking Pterodactyl May 16, 2013