Every person in "E hood" is a 2 timing asshole, and no one1 shud be trusted. Every girl is a slut who seem to like being abused, because every single one is going out with a total douchebag. The cops are total dicks, but not nearly as bad as the people IN CHARGE of the cops, they're the reason police officers in this town have nothing better to do then tell kids to stop standing in front of places. Now, the town itself is boring as fuck. There is NOTHING to do in Eastchester, which is why 90% of the youth is either drunk or high, or both. There is nothing but banks, gas stations, convienance stores, and fucking parks in Eastchester. Now, let's talk about the groups. First is the punks, a bunch of 13 year olds who hate everyone cuz they didn't get what they wanted for X-mas, so they pretend to be edgy and rough, when really they listen to bands like Nickelback. Then you have the skaters, fucken losers who failed school and do nothing but smoke pot and skate. Very few can skate. I guess I should mention the "metal" crew, bassically 7 or 8 assholes that have like 50 bands between eachother. And lastly you have the Guidos. This town is full of em, and they're all a bunch of wigga wannabe assholes who grease their hair and smoke to try and look cool, when in reality they just look like fags. And that's pretty much it, this is the biggest shithole of a town ever and I curse everyday I live in it. It's nothing but racists, homophobes, and two timing pieces of shit.
by Fuck Eastchester July 15, 2010