A group of highly organized and motivated good citizens fighting back against the political and culinary horror that is marshmallows.
The first defense against humanities most underrated existential threat!
See Remallowist
The first defense against humanities most underrated existential threat!
See Remallowist
You: Hey buddy, you wanna marshmallow?
Buddy: what the heck man you know I'm part of the Mallow Resistance! You know the white trash they throw in those things!?
Buddy: what the heck man you know I'm part of the Mallow Resistance! You know the white trash they throw in those things!?
by Fresh and Tasty May 09, 2021
A strong component of the anti marshmallow movement and trusted member of the Mallow Resistance. Must commit at least one Marshmallow hate crime worthy of jail time, in order to be awarded the office and highly coveted white armband of a Remallowist.
You: Hey buddy, sweet armband where did you get it?
Buddy: I thought I told you, I'm a Remallowist. If I told you I'd have to kill you!... Down for a campfire?
You: (unknowingly and innocently accept)
Buddy: I thought I told you, I'm a Remallowist. If I told you I'd have to kill you!... Down for a campfire?
You: (unknowingly and innocently accept)
by Fresh and Tasty May 09, 2021