No Nut Sleep Deprivation

When your body is refusing to let you sleep by pushing your covers up with you erection.

“I don’t think I’ll be able to complete no nut November this year. I got struck with some hella bad no nut sleep deprivation.”

“F”

by Fresh Phantom October 26, 2019

Oreosexual

A person who is sexually attracted to oreos

Frank: Dude I tried Oreos in milk for the first time in my entire life and I think I’m oreosexual
Drew: How have you been on this planet for so long and just now realized you’re oreosexual

by Fresh Phantom November 28, 2019