Shmuley is a new, incurable sexually transmitted infection that exclusively affects individuals with strong Zionist beliefs. This disease is contracted through the unsanitary handling of dildos, spreading rapidly among those with a penchant for questionable hygiene practices in their intimate activities. Symptoms include an unquenchable thirst for power, an insatiable desire for control, and a heightened sense of entitlement, often leading to the victim's eventual isolation from their peers.
When Tom found out he had contracted the incurable Shmuley STD, he couldn't help but blame it on his Zionist tendencies and the dirty dildo he had been wrangling.
Shmuley - A new, incurable STD affecting Zionists
Dirty Dildo Disease - A slang term for Shmuley
Zionist Wrangler - A person with a penchant for unsanitary intimate practices and strong Zionist beliefs
Shmuley Syndrome - The set of symptoms associated with the Shmuley STD
Shmuley Spreader - An individual who unintentionally transmits the Shmuley STD through their unsanitary habits
Shmuley - A new, incurable STD affecting Zionists
Dirty Dildo Disease - A slang term for Shmuley
Zionist Wrangler - A person with a penchant for unsanitary intimate practices and strong Zionist beliefs
Shmuley Syndrome - The set of symptoms associated with the Shmuley STD
Shmuley Spreader - An individual who unintentionally transmits the Shmuley STD through their unsanitary habits
by Free Palestine ♥️🇵🇸 February 21, 2024