3 definitions by Fredisbest

Bad idea

Bad idea is that last joint of the night you know you shouldn’t have

Button said to Goat ‘want a bad idea’? Goat says ‘no that would be a really bad idea’ but smokes it anyway.

by Fredisbest August 18, 2023

Fudge pegging

To be pegged whilst still wearing your pants (usually with no time to remove them)

Phil and Sylvia were feeling horny but before he was even ready, Sylvia had the dildo strapped on. He looked in horror as she strode towards him purposefully because he’d had no time to remove his pants. Sylvia steamed in and gave him a good fudge pegging. He was left totally fudge pegged.

by Fredisbest April 21, 2023

gum nosh

When a toothless person sucks you off. Particularly relevant in a glory hole.

Fred attended the glory hole thinking he was being sucked off by sexy Sandra when in reality it was toothless Steve from crackhead corner giving him a good gum nosh.

by Fredisbest December 2, 2022