Fred and George Weasley's definitions

Slytherin

This is the house in Hogwarts where all of the racists go.

"I'm not a slytherin! Some of my best friends are mudbloods!"

by Fred and George Weasley December 24, 2008

Hufflepuff

1. The lamest house in all of Hogwarts.
If you're not brave, smart, or an asshole; you're sorted into this house by default.

2. To be a complete antisocial nerd.

"50 points from Hufflepuff for playing Dungeons and Dragons during Potions class!" said Professor Snape, causing an acne-covered young wizard to burst into tears.

Pretty much everyone on the internet is a Hufflepuff.

by Fred and George Weasley December 24, 2008