2 definitions by Fred Steplin

suckemoff

The act of placing not just one, but both testicles in your mouth. Also a substitute for goodbye, or as a general insult.

Hey kook, suckemoff!

Hey there pal, won't ya suckemoff?

Suckemoff!

by Fred Steplin November 20, 2010

no no business

A polite way of describing a man or ladies private parts.

...and than I exposed my no no business. Everyone was delighted.

I have paid for your drink, now I would like you to put my no no business into your mouth.

by Fred Steplin February 20, 2011