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Definitions by Fred Gherkin

More commonly known as the "Safeway Dozen"

It has been scientifically proven that food tastes better when it comes in a Safeway Dozen, and, furthermore, it is suspected that the Safeway Dozen actually cures impotence.
14 = Safeway Dozen
Safeway Dozen * Safeway Dozen = Safeway Gross
14 by Fred Gherkin April 17, 2006