Definitions by Freaky Truecel

Wagebeat

To masturbate during your shift at work.

Son: Mom, I just got fired from my job. :)
Mom: Seriously? Did you assault your coworkers again??
Son: Nah, I got caught wagebeating in the bathroom.

Mom: Get out of my house.

Wagebeat by Freaky Truecel August 6, 2026

Wagebeat

To masturbate during your shift at work.

Son: Mom, I got fired from my job. :)
Mom: Seriously? Did you assault your coworkers again??
Son: Nah, I was just wagebeating this time.
Mom: :(

Wagebeat by Freaky Truecel August 6, 2026