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magic the gathering

A dangerous drug synthesized from paper and ink extracts in Switzerland. Addiction occurs nearly simultaneously with the first consumption, and will deplete one's wallet faster than you can say "Tap that freaking Darksteel Colossus, yeah baby".
Magic the Gathering Addict:

Mom: Where's your money?
Nerd: I just spent it on some maj
Mom: wow, that's so sad...
by Freaking Garruk April 6, 2008
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