Fraud Exposer's definitions
Desperate NFL football franchise that embarks on a yearly pilgrimage to "almost, but not quite good enough." From T.O. to the dog-fighter who introduces himself to women as Ron Mexico, there isn't a scumbag this team isn't willing to sell its soul to in its effort to finally win a Superbowl. Of course, like all other NFL teams, its player collection of ignorant, arrogant malcontents mirrors the city it represents. A team that has always been and will always be green with envy of the Pittsburgh Steelers.
When I sit down to watch tabloid television, I usually tune in to the Philadelphia Eagles game, because although I know I'm about to watch a bunch of losers, I also know I just might see a pretty funny train wreck as well.
Eagle fan: My team is the greatest ever; we win games!
Steeler fan: Are you high? Every team "wins games," but the Steelers win Superbowls and lots of them!!!
Eagles fan: Oh really, we beat the Cowboys that year you guys lost to them in the Superbowl.
Steelers fan: Ha ha ha ha ha ha; typical dumbass Eagle fan retort. Just plain sad!!!
Eagle fan: My team is the greatest ever; we win games!
Steeler fan: Are you high? Every team "wins games," but the Steelers win Superbowls and lots of them!!!
Eagles fan: Oh really, we beat the Cowboys that year you guys lost to them in the Superbowl.
Steelers fan: Ha ha ha ha ha ha; typical dumbass Eagle fan retort. Just plain sad!!!
by Fraud Exposer August 19, 2009

To commit an intoxicated fraud.
To offer tremendous potential only to wither under stress.
"The Incredible Bust."
To offer tremendous potential only to wither under stress.
"The Incredible Bust."
When one steals from the charity jar at a bar after consuming several beers, he commits a Tony Mandarich.
I would seek out the spotlight only I think I would crumble like a Tony Mandarich under it.
If you wish your stomach was bigger so that you could ingest more steroid-hard liquor cocktails, then you might be a Tony Mandarich.
I would seek out the spotlight only I think I would crumble like a Tony Mandarich under it.
If you wish your stomach was bigger so that you could ingest more steroid-hard liquor cocktails, then you might be a Tony Mandarich.
by Fraud Exposer June 26, 2009
