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To commit an intoxicated fraud.
To offer tremendous potential only to wither under stress.
"The Incredible Bust."
When one steals from the charity jar at a bar after consuming several beers, he commits a Tony Mandarich.

I would seek out the spotlight only I think I would crumble like a Tony Mandarich under it.

If you wish your stomach was bigger so that you could ingest more steroid-hard liquor cocktails, then you might be a Tony Mandarich.
by Fraud Exposer June 26, 2009
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Pittsburgh Pirates

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A once proud institution who pisses away a loyal following with obviously bad, money-influenced decisions.

The thrift store for all other major league baseball teams.

A monetary drain upon a city that keeps asking for more and more while continuing to offer less and less. Akin to flushing one's money down a toilet.

The response to the question: can a professional baseball team both suck and blow at the same time?

Complete embarassment.
Baseball Exec: Darn, I just lost my catcher for a season due to his thrid drug scandal, what should I do?
Assistant: I'll call the Pittsburgh Pirates and get their starting catcher. I have a used Plymouth I know they'll take for him.

Mayor: I don't understand what happened to all of the city's revenue?
Staff member: I believe we've been Pittsburgh Pirated, sir.

Wow, last night I drank so much that I urinated in my pants, cried like a baby for hours, and then I left the bar. I think a made a complete Pittsburgh Pirate out of myself.
by Fraud Exposer June 26, 2009
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