Parape

A unit of measurement equal to 69 pounds; used primarily by the monks of "Blooooooooh"

Man 1- Excuse me sir, how much do you weigh?
Man 2- 138 pounds.

Man 1- No, in Parapes!
Man 2- What is a parape?
Man 1- 69 pounds, so you weigh 2 parapes!

by Frank the donut August 11, 2010