Definitions by Frank Nelson and his brother Jake

Mystery-wind 

The unexplainable, but rather enjoyable rush of wind that is emitted up the stairwells leading to the subway system.

1. Yes! I've been looking forward to this Mystery-wind all day!

2. Bob- Come on! Let's take the subway!
Jim- What's wrong with you, man? The store's just around the corner.
Bob- I just want a dose of Mystery-wind.

Mystery-wind by Frank Nelson and his brother Jake September 16, 2008

mystery wind 

The unexplainable, but rather enjoyable rush of wind that is emitted up the stairwells leading to the subway system.

Christ it's hot outside; that mystery wind really does hit the spot.

mystery wind by Frank Nelson and his brother Jake September 15, 2008