Definitions by Frank Handle

Jizz Guzzling Eel 

A man of very large proportion, normally 6 foot 7 or taller, who hangs around the team and professes to be a part of it but finished his career in the 15's.

Look at that jizz guzzling eel, he thinks he could play quarterback for the Broncs.

Jizz Guzzling Eel by Frank Handle October 20, 2023

Showy Tammy 

A person who claims their success and good fortune come about because of their spiritual beliefs but in reality it came about because of the hard work of their partner.

She is such a Showy Tammy, if not for her hard working Husband she would have nothing.

Showy Tammy by Frank Handle January 19, 2023