Definitions by Frank Fulford

hate follow

When you can't help but follow someone on social media, despite how much you despise them and/or what they stand for.

"I can't help but hate follow him, bro. He's a total dick, but his shit's hilarious."

A potato that looks unmistakeably like a scrotum.

"Dude! His scrot is totally hanging out of his shorts!"
"Nah, dude. He's just fuckin' with you. That's just a scrotato."