Definitions by Frank Anthony Iero Junior

Gerard Way 

Lead singer of emo band My Chemical Romance. Brother of bassist of My Chemical Romance called Mikey Way. Is totally gay yet has a wife and a child. Used to date Frank Iero and most likely is still in a secret relationship with him even though it is not really a secret anymore because everyone knows that they were an item. Is the gayest straight man ever to exist. Really sassy and is lethal if the sassiness is used on a person. Lives on Sassy Island alongside his secret lover Frank Iero. Is a vampire because he looks the same now from when he was 16 yeas-old. Makes every girl look like a short, fat, bald man.

I'm as straight as Gerard Way. (This means you are very gay)

Gerard Way by Frank Anthony Iero Junior June 27, 2017