Definitions by Formal Member of the KKK

Columbian Puppy Chow 

The act of pouring cocaine into the vaginal chasm and snorting it out.

Person 1: Yo, Are you ok with me giving your mom a Columbian Puppy Chow?
Person 2: No!
Person 1: Too late it happened last night. :D

Columbian Puppy Chow by Formal Member of the KKK March 28, 2015