Definitions by Flyte’s husband

Teletechnophobia

The phobia or fear of vintage telephones(Yes I did make this word up for my comic, don’t judge me)

Guy 1: “Dude, why tf is that guy panicking over a fucking rotary phone?“
Guy 2: “Oh, he has Teletechnophobia.“
Guy 1: “What?”
Guy 2: “Teletechnophobia.”
Guy 1: “Erm actually 🤓☝️, do you mean Technophobia?-“
Guy 2: “SHUT TF UP MATT! THIS IS WHY NOBODY LIKES YOU!”

Teletechnophobia by Flyte’s husband June 9, 2026