Definitions by Flyinnn' Hawiian

Awkward turtle 

Two turtles having sex.

Dude: damn it's very awkward just sitting here.

Barney: *hands on top of eachother moving thumbs slowly.*

Dude: WHAT ARE YOU DOING BARNEY?

Barney: the Awkward Turtle...

Awkward turtle by Flyinnn' Hawiian November 16, 2010