Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Flubber Womp

Ninja poop

When someone poops and there is no trace of poop left behind in their ass.

Jeremy after wiping his ass: Woah! There's no trace of shit in there! I just had a wicked ninja poop.

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Basically a "silent but deadly" fart. These characteristics describe a ninja. Silent and deadly...

Alex: Okay, what the hell is that smell and where did it come from?!
Jake: Somebody just had a bad ninja fart!

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What to say when a man/woman's moobs/boobs are jiggling.

Jeffery: Dude, look at that guy jogging.

Bob: What?

Jeffery: Bajiggle boing.

Bob: Oh yeah, totally.

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