1 definition by Flow of XplctFlow

To take such an extremely long time to "wax" (have sex with) a girl that the progress is compared to the slow speed of a turtle.
Luke: "Man I really like Elaina!"
Flow: "Did you wax it yet?"
Luke: "Not yet..."
Flow: "Haha... Another turtle wax!"
by Flow of XplctFlow February 1, 2011
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