Definitions by Flow of XplctFlow
Turtle Wax
To take such an extremely long time to "wax" (have sex with) a girl that the progress is compared to the slow speed of a turtle.
Luke: "Man I really like Elaina!"
Flow: "Did you wax it yet?"
Luke: "Not yet..."
Flow: "Haha... Another turtle wax!"
Flow: "Did you wax it yet?"
Luke: "Not yet..."
Flow: "Haha... Another turtle wax!"
Turtle Wax by Flow of XplctFlow February 21, 2011