Definitions by Floral necrophilia

Floral necrophilia 

Necrophilia, but floral. The world is your oyster!

Jimmy: Hey, Uncle Tom, you’ll never guess what I got up to this weekend.

Uncle Tom: Well why Jimmy, I hope it wasn’t floral necrophilia again!
Jimmy: Fuck. Literally

Floral necrophilia by Floral necrophilia April 19, 2025