Flatus McTurd'o'head's definitions

Splattercakes

A turd that explodes from your arse with the consistency of sloppy mashed potato... Only brown. Ofter occurs as part of an After Grog Bog (AGB)

Hey Dougie, you should have seen the Splattercakes that I just left in your toilet bowl.

by Flatus McTurd'o'head August 6, 2009