Definitions by Flatulent_Jarvis

Survival Kit 

The products included in your Tesco delivery used to protect you from Coronavirus. The contents include a six-pack of knock-off Heinz beans, a packet of rice, Carex hand sanitizer, a four-pack of jumbo toilet paper, and a second-hand Mankini. It normally only lasts about 2 weeks, and all comes up to about £39.99. Considering the rarity of these items, due to the bulk buying customers planning to self-isolate, the Survival Kit is heavily underpriced (not that it is a bad thing though).

Michael: “I’m scared, I wanna hide from Coronavirus!”

Pablo “What about your Coronavirus Survival Kit?”

Survival Kit by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020

Yapyap the Destroyer 

Overall, Yapyap is a very employable guy, and a loyal companion, as long as he is rewarded with food nipple every now and then.

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Yapyap the Destroyer will work hard for his food nipple.

Yapyap the Destroyer by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020

Thermonuclear Bubble 

The outcome of eating a takeaway, and then creating a 50 megaton fart the next day. A brown bubble forms before exploding and releasing the scents.

All of that Turkish food helped me produce a Thermonuclear Bubble.

Thermonuclear Bubble by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020