Definitions by Flash the Ripper

Inanimate Skeezer 

One you chaotically with no remorse or a sense of any good morals sexually violates inanimate objects.

1. "Damn the Inanimate Skeezer Tony, now there's jizz inside my CD player"

2. "Daddy can i go down the slide?"
"Sure thing sweetey just wait till the Inanimate Skeezer is done."

Inanimate Skeezer by Flash the Ripper January 21, 2008