Definitions by Fitzi the god

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What a hipster does when they fall down stairs

I was at school earlier, and this guy wear a mustard yellow head band fell down the stairs and tumblred the whole way

Tumblr by Fitzi the god November 30, 2013

Vecanus
V-ec-anus
Verb
To violently penetrate the anus so deep that semen comes out the esophagus

My boyfriend vecanussed me last night, and his jizz tasted like shit, I wonder why.

Vecanus by Fitzi the god November 30, 2013