1 definition by Fitz-ger-ald
Sydney is long for Syd. Sydney is the sweetest girl you'll ever know and is exemplary of the perfect, preppy, Catholic white girl from VA. However, you can't forget her East Texas, smokin' hot, badass mofo side. Who was the first one to break the 'no texting in class' rule? Sydney.
If you are Irish or observe Irish customs, she's the one who invented Irish dancing. She's a genius who's as boastful as Usain Bolt is humble. If you ever compliment her, she'll be sure to deny it. Sydney was offered a $50 Million dollar contract from Barcelona to play soccer, but she didn't want to embarrass Messi on international tv. How much do you bench? Not as much as Sydney. When she flexes her arm you die a little inside and are forced to ask yourself "Do you even lift?" Her athleticism is unmatched; her quickness is unparalleled. But, her figure is still flawless, not like any of those jacked female Olympic swimmers. In actuality, Sydney is a goddess reincarnated. The second you catch a glimpse of her you'll never forget her dazzling green/hazel eyes, perfect skin, or hypnotizing smile. You'll never forget to brush your teeth and shower in the morning because of the off-chance that you might be lucky enough to meet a Sydney.
If you are Irish or observe Irish customs, she's the one who invented Irish dancing. She's a genius who's as boastful as Usain Bolt is humble. If you ever compliment her, she'll be sure to deny it. Sydney was offered a $50 Million dollar contract from Barcelona to play soccer, but she didn't want to embarrass Messi on international tv. How much do you bench? Not as much as Sydney. When she flexes her arm you die a little inside and are forced to ask yourself "Do you even lift?" Her athleticism is unmatched; her quickness is unparalleled. But, her figure is still flawless, not like any of those jacked female Olympic swimmers. In actuality, Sydney is a goddess reincarnated. The second you catch a glimpse of her you'll never forget her dazzling green/hazel eyes, perfect skin, or hypnotizing smile. You'll never forget to brush your teeth and shower in the morning because of the off-chance that you might be lucky enough to meet a Sydney.
History Teacher: "Who founded Irish dance?"
Student: "Was it Sydney?"
History Teacher: "A+ for you."
Bro1: "Did Sydney win the gold for the 100m dash?"
Bro2: "Yeah, just like she did for the past two Olympics."
Jimmy: "Today at Vineyard Vines this crazy-hot girl let me cut her in line because I was in a hurry and I haven't stopped thinking about her since."
John: "Damn, she was a Sydney wasn't she."
Student: "Was it Sydney?"
History Teacher: "A+ for you."
Bro1: "Did Sydney win the gold for the 100m dash?"
Bro2: "Yeah, just like she did for the past two Olympics."
Jimmy: "Today at Vineyard Vines this crazy-hot girl let me cut her in line because I was in a hurry and I haven't stopped thinking about her since."
John: "Damn, she was a Sydney wasn't she."
by Fitz-ger-ald April 15, 2013