Fitty Fishy's definitions

American Fertile Crescent

The region of America (generally mid-western states such as Ohio and Wisconsin) where super fertile women exist. They can generally pump out several babies a year, employing them as field hands and have quick 'snap backs.'

Judgy Asshole: It was super irresponsible for you to conceive another kid, you can barely take care of yourself!

You: I'm from the American Fertile Crescent. That guy only fingered me and I got pregnant!

by Fitty Fishy July 4, 2022

Gravy Cleanse

The mid-western equivalent to a detox or juice cleanse used by middle aged, lactose intolerant women (generally from Appalachia or surrounding American mid-west) consume copious amounts of sausage gravy in hopes of ridding the body of excess fluid and toxins.

The last gravy cleanse had me shit off 10 pounds.

by Fitty Fishy July 4, 2022