Gonzaga

The GREATEST school in the history of the world. People who don't get into Gonzaga go to secondary schools like St. Johns, DeMatha, Country Club (oops, I mean Georgetown Prep), and others in the WCAC and surrounding areas. Those other schools are very bad safety schools compared to Gonzaga. I mean, I feel bad for the kids who don't get into Gonzaga. It is literally the greatest school I have ever seen. It has the most school spirit, even more than a college, and the kids and teachers are great. Their mascot is the "purple eagle" and they wear it around town.
Georgetown Prep Kid: "What school do you go to?"
Gonzaga Kid: "The team that just recently wrecked you in football, I believe it was 30-0."
Prep Kid: "I'm not worthy to be in your presence!"
Gonzaga Kid: "I know."
by Finna Can't Tell September 17, 2018
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