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Jeargaens
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Heavier than 4 thirgos.
It's because fur is thicc,
absorbs
too much water
, weighs it down like a
pair of
cement jeargaens.
Jeargaens
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Finger licker
May 10, 2025
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Desimpive
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What a
SIMP becomes when
called out
on being
a SIMP
.
"Man I keep
telling
him to stop
sending
that
e-girl
money but he got desimpive!"
Desimpive
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Finger licker
July 16, 2020
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