texas caviar

A sexual act in which one partner eats an excess of assorted beans, salsa, and sweet corn, and then defecates onto the butt of his/her partner. The feces, typically runny, is then used as lubricant.

Yo, did you try Texas caviar with Elizabeth last night?

No bro, that shit's fucked up.

by Fifths fifths June 16, 2015