Fidel Castro 's definitions

asshorse

Biblical father figure to the isrealites, 'The asshorse will set us free with his 40lbs ass ^_______^". Some believe the asshorse may return in 2004 as a horses ass.

Asshorse demands lamb blood over your door or he will shit in your microwave.

by fidel castro July 1, 2003

shit kickers

A group of rednecks that walk around with shit on their boots.

A group of he haws kick cow shit around to show who can kick shit the farthest.

by Fidel Castro October 7, 2004