Definitions by Ferrett masta

ferret 

The hair on your butthole when there is not quite hair all around your checks... this is called the ferrett, becuase it looks similar to a ferrett.

Friend A: I have no hair on my butt checks but i do have hair on my butthole.
Friend B: Oh man you have the ferret, sweet!!!

ferret by Ferrett masta July 29, 2008