Definitions by Fecal-Mouthed Cretin
Buttmouth
The state of having one's mouth smell, taste, and/or otherwise resemble the odorous qualities of a human anus. A colloquialism, does not require literal direct contact between the mouth and an anus.
(discussing timeline for leaving the house and the necessity to finish grooming first)
PERSON 1: Grooming is for squares. Let all the hairs grow an all the scents bring forth suffering to those within proximity.
PERSON 2: Ugh. I am not gonna go sit in a hot stuffy network closet with buttmouth. If nothing else I still have to smell it myself.
PERSON 1: Grooming is for squares. Let all the hairs grow an all the scents bring forth suffering to those within proximity.
PERSON 2: Ugh. I am not gonna go sit in a hot stuffy network closet with buttmouth. If nothing else I still have to smell it myself.
Buttmouth by Fecal-Mouthed Cretin August 7, 2017