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Tallahasse flap jack 

A sex act consisting of taking a large healthy dump (perferrably liquid free) on your partners chest and then using the butt to flatten said dump into the shape of a flap jack.

I was feeling quite awry about life until Carl introduced me to the Tallahasse flap jack.

Tallahasse flap jack by Fecal Incident November 14, 2009