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Lumpy Coal
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A
piece of shit
in
the Christmas
Stocking
...
Everyone
's so
happy
...
yet
I can't even reuse my Christmas stocking cause some wise fuck left me a LUMPY COAL.
Lumpy Coal
by
Fecal Elf
December 29, 2009
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